martes, 28 de abril de 2009

Yes, I do!

Go to and type in your answers to the following questions.Post the first definition it gives you.
1.)Your name?:Oscar

The master of all humans, the person who has control of the world, and the coolest person in the planet.
let's finish building oscar his new temple, because if we dont finish it today he will whip us with his giant cock.

2.) Your age?: 18

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.

3.) One of your friends?: Marcela

Latina girl who doesn't take any crap
often feisty and headstrong
beautiful and smart
Como se llama?

4.) What should you be doing?: sleeping

An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study."

5.) Favorite color?: Red or Blue

To ask if someone wants to do something. To find out if someone is willing to help with a task. Matrix slang.
"So, about the plan, are you red or blue on this?"

6.) Birthplace?: Monterrey, Mexico

Mexico's more advanced city. Land Of entrepreneurs, leaders and talented Musicians. Also of the two best soccer teams of the mexican league(Monterrey And Tigres)
Vengo de Monterrey, la ciudad de las montañas.

7.) Month of your birth?: July

The month where the most amazing girls are born. These girls are hot, sexy, and incredibly irresistible. Not only do they have an appealing body but they are intelligent as well. Every girl wants to be born in July.
"Man, that girl is super sexy. Her birthday must be in July."

"My girlfriend was so irresistible yesterday. I couldn't keep my hands off her. She really is a July girl."

8.) Last person you talked to?: Mom

someone who gave birth to you.
"Luke...(breath) I am your mom."

9.) One of your nicknames?: Panic

A state-of-the-art killing machine. Capable of playing counter-strike 10 hours straight and evading household chores with radio commands such as (RADIO) GF Mum im owning.
That 13370 panic guy 0wn3d me in the 3y3 and fucked my mum.

10.) Favorite number?: 13 (dos significados porque los dos son chidos JAJ)

Thirteen stands for M, the thirteenth letter of the alphabet. M is for Mexican Mafia. Any real Mexican gang that lives in S. California starding from Bakersfield and down all the way to San Diego should be affiliated with 13.
Mexican Gangster: Hey homie you bang!
Some fake gangster: No I dont please dont kill me!

A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.

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