Schrodinger's Cat

I just peeked inside the box and the cat is dead; it's always been dead. I still remember how I could hear the sounds it made and its movement inside, but I never actually heard or felt any breath coming from within. The cat never needed to breathe, because it was dead all along. When I thought it lived, it was actually just a ghost or a zombie. But now I know. Schrodinger's Cat is dead, and there is no doubt about it.